Mommy Dearest...*cough* *cough*
Friday, May. 10, 2002
- How close is your relationship to your mother?
It is non-existent. - How much does she influence you and your personal life?
More than if we had an actual relationship I bet. - Does she treat you fairly? Who is her favorite child?
Absolutely not! It�s always been my sister�.her favorite perfect child was never me. - What qualities (physical and personality) do you inherit from your mother?
I unfortunately got her natural propensity to have a fat ass. - Do you or did you want to be someone like your mother? Why?
Never! Oh god shoot me in the head first! - Have you bought the Mother's Day gift? What is it or what it will be?
Of course, I bought myself some lovely coffees. And plan to have a nice weekend.
Oh�that was probably meant for her��
Can�t buy a gift for someone that refuses to acknowledge that you are her child! - How will you celebrate the Mother's Day this year?
With my husband and my son. - Say something to your mother. You can even write an imaginary letter here.
Dear Egg Donor,
Karma is a thing that will catch up to you one day. In an effort to facilitate Karma�s efforts I wish I could buy him a pair of very fast sneakers.
Your Non-Existent Daughter