coffin
Him: let me tell you something stupid
Him: change of subject
Me: k
Me: go
Him: ok
Him: hmm
Him: lets seee.
Him: ok there was this guy
Him: and he got up took a shower and got ready for work
Him: typical day
Him: this guys work wasnt too far from home so he walked
Him: he was 2 blocks from work
Him: when all of a sudden
Him: he saw something that was coming after him
Him: he looked again
Him: and it was a huge coffin
Him: it was bouncing up and down and making its way to the guy
Him: the guy about shit his pants
Him: he dropped his bag
Him: and ran
Him: the coffin kept coming after him
Him: he ran right back to his house
Him: he came to the door and very nerviously unlocked it and ran inside his house
Him: he looked out the window
Him: and sure enough the huge coffin was still coming after him
Him: the coffin
Him: went straight up the stairs
Him: and broke his front door down
Him: and kept coming after him
Him: the guy panicked
Him: and ran into the bathroom
Him: the coffin started to beat on the door
Him: harder and harder against the door
Him: and broke the bathroom door down
Him: the guy was terrified for his life
Him: he looked around
Him: for something to throw
Him: he grabbed the robitussen
Him: an threw it at the coffin
Him: and all of a sudden
Him: the coffin stopped
Me: OMG
Him: lmao
Me: oh geez
Him: want to know something
Me: lol
Me: what?
Him: i made that shit up just to keep you from typing fast
Me: lol
Him: it worked
Him: look at all the lines i got in
his sense of humour....