PoeticaL
cluttering the net since 2001

*cough* *cough* ugh...ugh..ugh...

Tuesday, Feb. 05, 2002
I am almost voiceless today. I have a sore throat and I’m really cranky….so today is a mismash of trash….ohhhhhh my head hurts….*moan* I’m eating a bananna for breakfast and it hurts going down my inflamed throat…argh…

Some random current events….(you might miss something if you think this is gonna be a boring entry…

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man decapitated yesterday
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I got this email from BraN today….

BraN says….

Thought you may like a laugh. My dad is in SA at the mo and told me the monitor he was using at my grandparents house was a bit dodgy... read the transcript below to see how I thought it 'may' be resolved.

> -----Original Message----- (from his Dad)

> This monitor screen has gone all greenish yellow all over. I think its had > it!! I dont think iit is the setting but just that it is at the end of its > life. any ideas.?---------------------------------------------

"Brandon" wrote:

> either give it a bang on the side or turn it on and off.. look for a degauss > button and degauss it ie. de-magnetize it.. .this is usually in the monitors > settings somewhere (a button on the monitor lets u go into the settings). > Check also you dont have speakers or other magnets too close..this could > change colour too !

-----Original Message----- (from his Dad) u r amazing!! one bang on the side corrected the prob.!!! whayhay I should have gone to university too!! hehehe

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“And if you can't be with the one you love, honey Love the one you're with”
Last night I found out that Crosby Stills and Nash give bad advice….(that’s all I’m gonna say)

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I got my “Leslie Sansone: Walk Away the Pounds –Get Up and Get Started video tape yesterday. Last night I put it in the VCR and I made it through the entire 18 minutes of the workout. It was exactly like going for a mile. I rewound it and did it again. So that makes 2 miles. I’m gonna do that everyday. Soon enough I’ll rid myself of this “fat –ass” self-esteem problem. My butt, thighs and calves are sore today. As well as my upper shoulders. This is a good sign. He does nice things for me, if I get past the immediate reaction…

5

I ordered Shawna Kenney’s book and its not available for 3 to 6 months. Story of my life…

6

I finally saw “Moulin Rouge” on Saturday night. I’m glad I made it past the first horrible 15 minutes. I was thinking to myself “this sucks” and then once the love story started….I was all happy inside. *shrugs*

7

I finished reading “Swimming Sweet Arrow” by Maureen Gibbon last night. I think all girls should read this book. It was …I can’t even explain it. It was a quick easy read, but I think things about that book will stay with me for a very very long time.

8.

Lynda just gave me Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Orange Zest flavor. She’s the bomb!

I just saw this quiz thingie on synergy’s diary…



Seven Things That Make Me Laugh:

1) “Bucky” describing things he knows nothing about.
2) “him” in a mad mood
3) “him” in a good mood
4) My girl dog running to me when I say “outside” and running away when I say “bath?” (I make her go back and forth and back and forth….now that’s funny!)
5) Jim Carey
6) “Bucky’s” laugh.
7) “His” bad jokes…ie..the coffin joke.

Seven Things I Love:

1) Poetry
2) Massages
3) The Replacements playin’ in the dark.
4) Chocolate
5) Being a Mommy
6) Diamonds
7) Books

Seven Things I Hate:

1) Lies
2) Pain
3) Someone who pulls out a notebook full of crap 3rd grade poetry and says “I write too”
4) A scratch in a CD
5) A dirty car
6) Awesome diaries that rarely get updated.
7) Finding out a book I want is no longer available.

Seven Things I Plan to Do Before I Die:

1) Skydive
2) Helium Balloon Ride
3) Stay in love
4) Be happy
5) Watch “Bucky” grow up
6) See my name in neon lights
7) Find inner peace

Seven Things I Can Do:

1) Write poetry
2) Build friendships
3) Make killer chocolate chip cookies
4) Flirt like a pro
5) Articulate what I want
6) Stencil
7) Type VERY FAST!! (120-130 wpm)

Seven Things I Can't Do:

1) Math in my head.
2) Capture a screen shot. (This pisses me off too)
3) Design my own layout
4) Fix a car
5) Fake an orgasm
6) Fly a plane
7) Jog ten miles

Seven Famous People I Want to Meet:

1) Paul Westerberg
2) Tod Goldberg
3) Russell Crowe (thanks to ninepoems!)
4) Tommy Stinson (ex ‘Mat’s member)
5) Ryan Adams
6) Oprah Winfrey
7) Lisa Jewell

Seven Things I Say the Most:

1) as if
2) grrrrrr
3) ugh ugh ugh
4) let me ask you a question…
5) awwwww
6) I’m so stressed
7) Thank you for calling…. (work related..)

Ok my heads pounding so I’m gone…
-PoeticaL

How do you cool your skin after the warmest touch
How do you slow your blood after the body rush
How do you feel your soul after you've found a friend
How do you teach your heart it's a crime to fall in love again
Maybe you might have
Some advice to give
On how to be
Insensitive
Insensitive

-Jan Arden
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