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kiss my ass goodbye

Monday, Nov. 01, 2004
Our emergency system where I work is going off with a message that states:

May I have your attention please? An emergency has been reported. Please stand by for further instructions while this is being investigated. Do not exit the building. Do not exit the building.

Im eating nachos and my co-workers are clowning around. Weve now been listening to this message for fifteen minutes. I hope Bush had nothing to do with this.

4:44 p.m. ::
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