Last night I tried to read �A clockwork Orange�� In fact I read the first chapter twice. I am confused as hell.� Why doesn�t this guy just write without all those Brit like words?� Ok so he�s British but you know what I mean.� Is he British?� Hmm�I�m just assuming here.� I am confused at best.� But I am determined.

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I am going to cheat in an effort to know what it is I am reading.� I know I told ya Mad that you couldn�t cheat, but you saw the movie so you�re one up on me.� I am going to read this �.

http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/clockworkorange/index.html� and that�s that!

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Now I know how �Bucky� feels when he comes to me with his books and says �what does this mean?�� Last night I went to him and said in my best 9 year old sounding whine �What does this mean?�� After he read a page he looked at me and said, �What language is this?�� I said, �This is the language of confusion.�

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I did however read the entire novel �I was a teenage Dominatrix by Shawna Kinney last night in it�s entirety until almost 2 a.m.� But c�mon that was an easy read and it was entirely about sex.� So�.it was�.well�it was enlightening actually.� And I admire her for her �shocking� honesty without being downright off turning.

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Ok so I�m lame.� Don�t bother telling me,� I already know.

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I�m tired and cranky�and so I am out�

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pssst�..Mad?� are you reading?� I�m on Chapter 2.� Wait�.I�m on Chapter 1� oh hell�.wait�. I don�t know what the hell I just read�.I need to start over�.wait no I read that twice, I�m on Chapter 2 for real.� Grrrrr�..

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