cluttering the net since 2001

what a fool....

Wednesday, Apr. 02, 2003
Yesterday I called Randy (Rick’s brother) on the phone and said, “you gotta do me a huge huge favor k?” He’s all like “ok Kristy, what’s up?” I say, “You have to tell Rick because I can’t”

“can’t tell him what?”

“I’m pregnant and it’s not his Randy.”

“I think you’re gonna have to tell him that yourself.”

“I can’t Randy”

long pause

“Good thing it’s April Fools Day because neither of us can lie like that eh Randy?”

in yet another phone call...

“Rick and I bought a lottery ticket a few nights ago, then the numbers were shown and we didn’t have the ticket, but now that we found it we just realized we won $25,000.00!!!!”

“no shit!?!?!?!” said the ex

“Yeah isn’t that great? And it’s Rick’s ticket so I don’t have to share with you either!!!!”

“um…oh” said the ex

“you always were a fool ya know?”

“uh yeah real funny…”

teehee…I thought so….I love April Fool’s Day….fools abound….tra la la…

No wise man has the power to reason away
What seems to be
Is always better than nothing
There's nothing at all
But what a fool believes he sees ...

-Kenny Loggins
9:06 a.m. ::
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