wreath making business
PoeticaL: I bought this really cool wreath today for my kitchen
PoeticaL: it's just a ton of wine corks glued together in a wreath shape
PoeticaL: way kewl
Zen: hmmm
PoeticaL: I was thinking "ahhh someone had fun to make this wreath" I told husband that and we decided to construct a rubber wreath
PoeticaL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Zen: LOL *falls on floor laughing*
PoeticaL: well.....
PoeticaL: we gotta do something new
PoeticaL: but I think this wreath will have to stay in the bedroom
Zen: i think so
PoeticaL: :-D
Zen: or you could give it to the in-laws
PoeticaL: ewwwwwwwww
PoeticaL: "happy birthday!"
PoeticaL: <----hands slimy gift to mother in law
PoeticaL: "um....its a frisbee..." "yeah...throw it....."
Zen: haha, tell them instead of more kids
Zen: more dead sperm
PoeticaL: "here's your grandchildren"
Zen: ya ya ya..............
PoeticaL: "happy Grandparents Day" lol
Zen: hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
PoeticaL: god that's so sick
PoeticaL: teeheee
Zen: and good
PoeticaL: well i just can't help but think someone got totally drunk a lot to make that wreath
Zen: O:-)
PoeticaL: but its kewl
PoeticaL: just all wine corks
PoeticaL: it got me to thinking....imagine how many different wreaths you could make
Zen: hahahah
Zen: funny
PoeticaL: this isn't funny
PoeticaL: I think I'm going to go into the wreath making business
PoeticaL: so many things...
PoeticaL: 1. found contact lenses.....(fuzzy and unfuzzy version available)
PoeticaL: 2. pens with chewed up ends
Zen: golfballs would sell
PoeticaL: 3. post it note's
PoeticaL: 4. (woohooo thanks for the idea) GOLFBALLS
PoeticaL: I could make those for free ...just go to the ponds at the golf courses and dig
PoeticaL: 5. cigar wreaths (dedicated to Monica)
Zen: yup
Zen: $75 for the golf wreath
PoeticaL: 6. email wreaths (spam and regular available...although spam ones are considerably cheaper!)
PoeticaL: see......wreath making works best if you use useless things
PoeticaL: 7. bendy straw wreath (particularly popular for a "sick friend" gift!)
PoeticaL: see?
PoeticaL: it's a good business idea
Zen: i like it, start small, no cash investment other than glue
PoeticaL: well.......the rubber wreath doesn't require glue....just a lot of "DRY" time
Zen: LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLO
PoeticaL: I think you should send me more pictures so then I can make the "hunk" wreath
Zen: LOL
Zen: OK
Zen: i will as i get bigger
Zen: we can call it BFL
PoeticaL: I could make a "cock" wreath instead of a cork wreath then!
Zen: LOL
PoeticaL: in the end...I think the $19.95 I spent on that wreath was so worth it's entertainment value
Zen: i gotta go do dishes
Zen: LOL
Zen: i will do it
PoeticaL: hmmm.....the dishes wreath.....that would be easy
Zen: but you have to explain to hubby
PoeticaL: but the cock wreath would be much more fun
Zen: i'm sure
Zen: bye for now
Zen: :-P
Zen: :-*
PoeticaL: bye bye
PoeticaL: *waves*
Zen: *kisses*