He and I talked�..we talked for a long time on the phone about..noneother than his girlfriend. Just like I vowed I wouldn�t do.argh�..and then my battery went dead on my cell phone and��we ended up on the pc�.

PoeticaL: *shrugs* I need to get a spare battery

�him�: junk

PoeticaL: nah.....hasn't been charged for 2 days

�him�: buy a real phone

PoeticaL: I'll see if amazon has any

�him�: no

PoeticaL: damn

PoeticaL: but..that's ok

PoeticaL: i'm gonna buy all porn for $100

�him�: no

�him�: power to influence

�him�: tony robbins

PoeticaL: hahahahahahaha

�him�: you can get it for me

PoeticaL: they don't even have it

PoeticaL: I just checked

�him�: damn

PoeticaL: ahhh who cares

�him�: i do

�him�: <-raises his hand

PoeticaL: <---doesn't

�him�: shit

PoeticaL: besides....I'm the one with a birthday soon...not YOU

�him�: june for me

�him�: yours in july

PoeticaL: <---already knows....did her studying ...remember?

�him�: june what?

PoeticaL: 16

�him�: wrong

PoeticaL: 15

�him�: yes

PoeticaL: I was debating between the two

�him�: so much for your rembmering

�him�: bering

PoeticaL: when's mine?

�him�: july

PoeticaL: c'mon

�him�: May

PoeticaL: May what?

�him�: hmmm

�him�: 7th

PoeticaL: wrong

�him�: hehe

�him�: 11th

PoeticaL: see...you don't know either....still wrong

�him�: 23

PoeticaL: wrong!

�him�: 20

PoeticaL: but hey if you want to send me a gift on each of your guesses....go right ahead

PoeticaL: wrong again

�him�: 14

PoeticaL: wrong

PoeticaL: hahaha

PoeticaL: you haven't a clue really

�him�: 18

PoeticaL: wrong

�him�: 31

PoeticaL: wrong

�him�: 29

PoeticaL: wrong

PoeticaL: that's 8 presents....woohooooooooooo

�him�: 6

PoeticaL: wrong

PoeticaL: 9 presents!!!!!!!1

�him�: 17

PoeticaL: there ya go

�him�: i knew it

PoeticaL: no you didn't

�him�: yep i did

PoeticaL: no you didn't

�him�: sure did

PoeticaL: nope

PoeticaL: didn't

�him�: yep

PoeticaL: nope

�him�: i did too

PoeticaL: ok ok

PoeticaL: makes no difference to me

PoeticaL: I'm gonna be 29 this year

�him�: Old Bag

PoeticaL: hahaha...You're OLDER than me!

�him�: but im young

PoeticaL: yeah whatever....wrinkled up ...gray hair.....

�him�: not one gray hair

PoeticaL: never?

PoeticaL: not even one?

�him�: no

�him�: you see all pics

�him�: of me

�him�: no gray

PoeticaL: oh c'mon like I wouldn't be able to see one or two gray hairs in pictures.....paaalease

�him�: sure you would

�him�: you seen me on cam many times

PoeticaL: but...you can't see THAT damn CLOSE UP

PoeticaL: and if you had one or two gray hairs you'd yank em out right away

�him�: not when your old bag and blind as a bat with no eyes like you you cant

PoeticaL: lol

PoeticaL: oh hell...that was funny

�him�: i have no gray hairs

�him�: im stuck in my 20s

PoeticaL: well I have no gray hairs either

�him�: you yank them huh

PoeticaL: maybe when you hit 40 you'll look 60

PoeticaL: nope I don't have em to yank

�him�: because you shaved yesterday

PoeticaL: lol

PoeticaL: stop that

�him�: you use epilady

PoeticaL: I use NEET

PoeticaL: see how much you know

�him�: i never seen you shave your pussy before how am i supposed to know what you use?

PoeticaL: OMG!

PoeticaL: you're the opposite of most men....you talk all about sex when you're getting it and nothing about it when you're not....that's all ass backwards!

�him�: i never was typical

PoeticaL: lol...fuck...that is so true

�him�: yep

�him�: all this time and you still cant figure shit out hehe

PoeticaL: that's what I said before on the phone

PoeticaL: I suck at it

PoeticaL: I give up

PoeticaL: let your girlfriend try

�him�: why would she want too

�him�: you have no need too either

�him�: you took it upon yourself

PoeticaL: cause I am an inquisitive person who analyzes everything

PoeticaL: if she's a simple simon she'll be in good shape...and won't try

�him�: you got it

�him�: you need to quit trying too

PoeticaL: she'll save herself lots of headaches

PoeticaL: nah

PoeticaL: I can't

�him�: i know that but you dont

PoeticaL: I can't stop

PoeticaL: is what I mean

PoeticaL: I just can't

PoeticaL: it's against everything that I am

�him�: what are you

PoeticaL: hmm....well....

PoeticaL: I am an amazingly intelligent girl who thinks and analyzes everything and a girl who just happens to be absolutely beautiful too!

�him�: ok can you scrap the ego statement and tell me who you are

PoeticaL: Kristy

PoeticaL: I'm a girl with tons of things going for me!

�him�: ok good

PoeticaL: good?

PoeticaL: nope I'm not good

PoeticaL: I'm bad

PoeticaL: always bad

PoeticaL: I don't even strive to be good.

�him�: then your not an analyst hired to study me

PoeticaL: oh...well....no one's paying me...I'm doing it for free

PoeticaL: besides....its fun

PoeticaL: and i'll never be done because I'm always fucking wrong

�him�: good

�him�: yes you are

PoeticaL: well I always think to myself "whatever I think I'm going to reverse and then I'll be right" but somehow I do the reverse and I'm still fucking wrong

�him�: wrong by whos rules

PoeticaL: well.....this is true

PoeticaL: I say something and you counter and say I'm wrong so....in essence you could be just telling me that I'm wrong when in fact I am always right!

�him�: What are you using to confirm your correct or incorrect actions?

PoeticaL: the outcomes of my actions

PoeticaL: actions create results

PoeticaL: some bad

PoeticaL: some good

PoeticaL: if they are bad outcomes...then the actions were probably bad

PoeticaL: but...this presents a gray area

PoeticaL: outside things can affect perfect actions

�him�: so can your beliefs

PoeticaL: hmmmm true

PoeticaL: ok fuck it

�him�: shrugs

PoeticaL: I'm all done trying to figure you out

�him�: im waiting

PoeticaL: as of right now

PoeticaL: <---takes thinking cap regarding �him� OFF

PoeticaL: <---throws it down on the floor and kicks it away

�him�: excellent

PoeticaL: all done!

PoeticaL: <---wipes hands

�him�: good

PoeticaL: lol

�him�: im still waiting

PoeticaL: now what the fuck am I gonna waste time on?

PoeticaL: teeeheee

�him�: im still waiting

PoeticaL: for what?

�him�: i wanna watch you fuck it

PoeticaL: oh geez

PoeticaL: you're a real pig

�him�: you said it

�him�: scroll back

�him�: you said fuck it

PoeticaL: I know I did

PoeticaL: you know what I meant by it

PoeticaL: you pervert!

�him�: no

PoeticaL: yes

�him�: i go by with what you said

�him�: let me help you out for firguring me out

�him�: you gotta pen

�him�: i want you to write this down

�him�: and read it every single day

�him�: hello

PoeticaL: ok

PoeticaL: I was getting a pen

�him�: Ok

�him�: now this will help tremendously

PoeticaL: <----throws pen down on the floor

PoeticaL: I have a feeling this is gonna be "�him�ism"

�him�: pick that fucker back up

PoeticaL: hahaha

�him�: The complexity of one such as myself is too overwhelming to the typical thinker such as yourself.

PoeticaL: <----throws pen out the window

�him�: hey

PoeticaL: typical?

�him�: go get that pen

�him�: yes

PoeticaL: I am anything but typical

�him�: no your typical

PoeticaL: I am NOT typical

�him�: yes you are

PoeticaL: if I was typical then you wouldn't have wasted 2 years talking to me! there...TAKE THAT!

�him�: your typical in many habbit forming ways but also peek my interest in other areas

�him�: P time brb

PoeticaL: ok...I've listened to you tell me I'm typical.... how do I interest you.....which ways?

�him�: im back

�him�: ok ill answer

�him�: 1. Eager to learn

�him�: 2. Wanting to better one self

�him�: 3. Willing to make changes

�him�: 4. Believes in yourself

�him�: that sums it up

PoeticaL: no it can't! it can't possibly.... you left out too many things

PoeticaL: teeheee

PoeticaL: :-D

�him�: a person with those qualities alone can go far in life

PoeticaL: awww thanks...

�him�: I never looked at you as a loser