PoeticaL
cluttering the net since 2001

car wash anyone?

Thursday, Feb. 20, 2003
Remember Unger? Yeah I haven�t talked about the bald guy for awhile but today�s story is wicked killer.

He went to a self car wash this morning to wash his Cadillac. Yeah he has a dark green kickass caddy. Well�a black man walked up to him and asked him what time it was. He says the man was clean cut and dressed decently, etc. So he looked down at his watch to tell him what time it was and when he did so the black man grabbed his thick gold bracelet on his other arm trying to rip it off and steal it. When this occurred they scuffled around and Ungers shirt got ripped down the center and then Unger took the long metal car wash thing (ya know the wand that you use to wash your car with) and beat the man until he wasn�t moving, then he used his ripped shirt to wipe off the wand and then he left and left the man there on the ground not moving. He has since called his attorney who told him not to call the police, to simply wait. He�s now wondering if the car wash joint has cameras. Imagine starting your day off wanting to wash your car and ending up inside that mess?!?! Yeah�I can�t imagine it.

I�m sure this is all we will be hearing about all day. Unreal.

The shirt that got ripped? It was marked with our company logo...it was a work logo polo shirt. So if that guy is smart he knows where Unger works. Just another reason for me to leave the pussy car as dirty as it is. :-)

-PoeticaL
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