fire up the wood neighbor
Wednesday, Jan. 04, 2006
Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?"
�"Yes."
�"I'm calling to report about my
neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding
�marijuana inside his firewood!"
�"Thank you very much for the call,
sir."
�The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies
descend on Virgil's house. They
�search the shed where the firewood is
kept. Using axes, they bust open
�every piece of wood, but find no
marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
�leave.
�The phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"
�"Yeah!"
�"Did they chop your
firewood?"
�"Yep."
�Merry Christmas, buddy!"