statisticians blues
97 percent use just 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain
I�ll never know which one I am but I�ll bet you my last dime
99 percent think we�re 3 percent 100 percent of the time
They say that 65 percent of all statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe �em whether they�re accurate statistics or not
I don�t know what you believe but I do know there�s no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
Too much to think about
Too much to figure out
Stuck between hope and doubt
It�s too much to think about
They say 74 percent of everything you learning in college is a bunch of bullshit you�ll never need
83.4 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed
Because 91 percent of the world�s population links your possessions to success
Even though 88 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population
Drinks to an alarming excess
More money, more stress
It�s too much to think about
Too much to figure out
Stuck between hope and doubt
It�s too much to think about
They say that 74 percent of all statisticians truly hate their fucking jobs
They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs
There�s this little bank not so far from here that I been watching now for a while
Seems like lately alls I can think about is how bad I wanna go out in style
And it�s too much to think about
Too much to figure out
Stuck between hope and doubt
It�s too much to think about
That�s right... It�s too much to think about... Amen...
(Todd Snider)
