Unger zi--ewwwww
Wednesday, Jul. 10, 2002
�no� � Me
�How about a paperclip or a staple?� - Unger
�Uh� Mr� is on the phone for you.� � Me
�Take a message I�m popping a zit" � Unger
(Unger walks out of the room�..comes back a few moments later..)
�How was surgery?� � Me
�Incomplete, I think I�ll have my wife use the power tools at home during lunchtime.� � Unger
Leave it alone, let it fester and grow until it works itself out� � fellow employee
�I can�t do that, it�s like not touching a bomb.� � Unger
(Unger walks out of the room�.comes back a few moments later�)
�That was nothing a pair of tweezers and a violent jab with a push pin didn�t fix!� � Unger
(walks away brushing hands against each other)
