just one pretzel..please...please..
Bry: since you is Pennsylvania girlie girl
Me: fuck that
Me: I don't tell too many people that
Me: its not a source of pride
Bry: lol
Me: and York sucks
Me: by the way
Bry: i like York
Me: i've been there
Me: used to have a boyfriend there
Bry: i'd live there
Me: that's cause you wanna do kwelly
Bry: lol
Me: york = slutville
Bry: no, cuz i like the town
Me: phhft
Bry: you is being silly
Me: nothing there to like
Bry: i think so
Me: whatever
Bry: york is a nice place
Me: the only good thing in PA is sheetz hotdogs and submarine sandwiches from churches
Bry: nice people
Me: and you can tell kwelly I said that
Me: fuck that
Me: pathetic good job needing brown couch farting people
Bry: good lord
Me: good lord nothing
Bry: well, i like it and i been there...so phhhtttttt
Bry: one thing i really noticed about york......
Me: cow manure smell?
Me: bwah hahahhahaha
Bry: in the grocery stores......in the section for snacks......they had more damn pretzels than i had ever seen
Me: HAHAHAHA
Me: that's so true
Bry: i was really amazed......they had isles of them
Bry: when i was there, the people must have i was strange cuz i was just standing there gawking....
Bry: thinking "wow, these people love their pretzels"
Me: at the pretzels
Bry: yesss
Me: yeah because you dumbass benzel pretzel factory is right there
Me: hanover
Me: is there too
Me: doh
Me: Pretzel Pennsylvania
Bry: well, there was all kinds of brands to choose from...it was like a pretzel conniseurs paradise
Me: lol
Me: yes but did you eat a sub?
Me: a sheetz hotdog?
Me: a gob?
Me: a no-bake cookie?
Bry: no, never heard of them
Me: OMG
Me: ask kwelly
Me: wait
Me: she's not a real Pennsylvanian
Me: she has no brown couch
Bry: what's with the brown couch?
Me: everyone has a brown couch in PA
Me: and brown paneling
Bry: why?
Me: and deer horns on their living room walls
Me: cause they're in Pennsylvania
Me: and they're fucked
Bry: hmmmm
Me: fuck
Bry: what
Me: now i'm hungry for those big fat benzel pretzels with the big crusty salt pieces on em
Bry: they do sound good, don't they?
Me: yup
Me: you suck
Bry: i love big, soft pretzels
Me: me too
Me: dang it
Me: i'm hungry
Bry: go get us some
Bry: any place close you can go get some?
Me: not isles to choose from
Me: probably one pathetic bag of lays brand or some stupid shit
Me: not benzels
Bry: really?
Me: dunno
Me: i'll have to go see
Me: you suck
Bry: we have a place in the mall that sells big pretzels
Bry: but it's closed now
Bry: i'll go get one tomorrow when i go get my hair cut
Me: lol
Bry: i love them
Bry: put mustard on them
Bry: they don't have the ones i like....
Bry: http://www.benzels.com/html/kinds.htm
Bry: Sourdough Hard Pretzels........i like them soft, not hard
Me: yeahhhhhhhhhhh
Me: but I like em hard
Bry: you do?
Me: yes
Me: lol
Bry: as in crunchy?
Me: yes
Me: salty
Me: big
Bry: i used to hate pretzels.....the small, hard, crunchy kind.......
Me: lol
Bry: that's all we had down here
Me: damn it I gotta go to the store now�
Bry: you do?
Me: yeah for a fucking pretzel!
Bry: sounds yummy
Bry: a nice, big, fat, salty pretzel
Me: 11 p.m. going for pretzels....damn it
Bry: get me one too!!
Me: yeah as if
Bry: if it was an hour earlier i woulda zipped over to the mall
Me: for a pretzel?
Bry: yes
someone get me a PRETZELLLLLLLLLLLLL
