PoeticaL
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Mr Wonderful?

Thursday, Dec. 09, 2004
Today I finally found Mr. Wonderful at Starbucks (no lie…..I bought him at Starbucks!) Check him out…he’s sooo cute Image Hosted by ImageShack.us But best part is when you squeeze his tummy he says 6 different phrases such as:

- "Here you take the remote as long as I am with you I don't care what we watch."

- "You know honey why don't you just relax and let me make dinner tonight."

- "Ahh can't your mother stay another week"

- "The ball game really isn't that important I'd rather spend time with you."

- "Let's just cuddle tonight"

- "Actually I am not really sure which way to go, I'll turn in here and ask directions."

So far allll of the men at the construction company hate Mr. Wonderful. And I loved him until one of my smartest co-workers (who YES is male) pointed out that Mr. Wonderful has “NO PACKAGE!” I threw Mr. Wonderful on the floor and pronounced him USELESS!!! USELESS!!!!
7:59 a.m. ::
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