clit calls

I read a story one time about a husband who cheated on his wife, when he was banging his girlfriend his phone would vibrate..because his wife was calling. He�d stick the phone on his lovers clitoris and she�d come. The mistress would laugh and say �you�re wife is the best lover, she always calls back again and again and again�

After I read that I call him once. Only once. And I usually say something lame like �I know your fucking someone.� And then he comes home and ignores that I ever said that.

How sugar-coated is that?

I'm ok, I just take notes and plan to sell millions of books someday. I'll laugh my revenge all the way to the bank.