PoeticaL
cluttering the net since 2001

clit calls

Thursday, Jul. 25, 2002
I read a story one time about a husband who cheated on his wife, when he was banging his girlfriend his phone would vibrate..because his wife was calling. He’d stick the phone on his lovers clitoris and she’d come. The mistress would laugh and say “you’re wife is the best lover, she always calls back again and again and again”

After I read that I call him once. Only once. And I usually say something lame like “I know your fucking someone.” And then he comes home and ignores that I ever said that.

How sugar-coated is that?

I'm ok, I just take notes and plan to sell millions of books someday. I'll laugh my revenge all the way to the bank.
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