cluttering the net since 2001

fire up the wood neighbor

Wednesday, Jan. 04, 2006

 Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?"


"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding
marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and

The phone rings at Virgil's house.
  "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"


"Did they chop your firewood?"


Merry Christmas, buddy!"

7:36 p.m. ::
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