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white wedding

Wednesday, Feb. 16, 2005
I donít think that girls getting married for the second time should wear white. I know that there are those that say it doesnít matter and this is the year 2005, but címon Iíve gone to weddings where the woman is 50+ and the guyís older and she wears white and all my little voice in my head is saying is, ďdamn lady, if you didnít have sex in your first marriage, no wonder it didnít last.Ē Either that or, "THANK GOSH someone's gonna give you some finally." Ok so my mind's a little effed up but I think most people in the crowd are thinking their own little variations of similiar things.

No I donít think she didnít have sex. Thatís my point. She did. And we all know it. So, then why wear white?

I thought about it, thereís even a tiny part of me that wanted to say to hell with it and wear white. I mean, even the exís new whoredom wore white and we all know sheís pristine in virtue. NOT! But thatís her, and thatís not me.

I tried to tell myself the old standby of, ďcímon I wasnít a virgin the first time I got married so whatís the difference now?Ē, and guess what? It is different. I didnít advertise the fact that I was not a virgin and only I truthfully knew.

My son will be walking me down the isle, the fruits of my womb striding down the beach with me while I wear a WHITE dress? I think not. Thatís so hypocritical.

Itís just not right. Itís like wearing a white belt with black pants at a funeral. Very WKRP in Cincinnati yes, but thatís the least of it.

At my exís second wedding his new bride (of FrankensteinÖteehee) jumped a broom and this tradition is said to ďensure fertilityĒ to the marriage. Címon now, sheís 47 years old and heís had a vasectomy.

Some people just never think!

I should wear a lacey red dress and just admit that Iíve done it all beforeÖ..just Iím much MUCH happier doing it all this time around. :-)

Hey little sister what have you done
Hey little sister who's the only one
Hey little sister who's your superman
Hey little sister who's the one you want
Hey little sister shot gun!

It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again

-B. Idol
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