For all of those having �Unger� withdrawal symptoms.� I have begun to save his wild and best stuff from the last month.� Stuff that makes me crack up laughing�..� Things that he says� I�m gonna print it all out at the end of the year , frame it and give it to him as a Christmas gift.� He cracks me up�

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�If you drag your feet you�ll scuff your shoes�

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�(Said to a customer via the phone when waiting for him to send a PO)

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�Don�t burn a bridge.� You don�t want to turn your bridge into a plank.�

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(Said to his sales crew in a very serious manner)

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�That�s a shame.� It would have worked out had it worked out.��

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(Said to me regarding a sales dept employee with potential that up and decided to leave without explanation)

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Kenny: I need a calendar

Unger: �Lyndaaaa, get Kenny a calendar� (said to Lynda)

Unger: (said to Kenny) �See I get shit done for you Kenny!�

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�You don�t have a suit?��� *pause*� �I thought everybody had a court suit.��

(Said to fellow employee needing a suit for a wedding.)

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�It�s 76 degrees in here.� It�s hot!� She acts like we�re sitting around waiting for a drink.��

(Said about Lynda�s desire to keep the rest of us from resembling hanging meat)

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And�a short conversation I recently had with Steve, our maintenance/construction guy while he was repairing something with a drill.� He�s in his mid 40�s, is a kewl dude.� He likes to kid around a lot�and we all know that I�m a huge huge flirt!...

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�There�s nothing more sexy than watching a man screw� � me

�I have knee pads in the truck�� - Steve

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For all those interested�I just bought 2 new books at a used bookstore right down the street from work.

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By the Shore � Galaxy Craze

The Odd Sea � Frederick Reiken

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I was very pleased to come back to work and read all the 5 stars on Amazon�s ratings.� Yeahhh �Maybe some �real� fiction.� Shhh� I� haven�t forgotten that orange nightmare�

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